HAHAHAHA!

Dear Diary,

Um... I mean Journal.

Dear Journal,
        Aaahhh. Silly, silly Phillipe. Why would he support the Brits? I mean, he lives in the Thirteen Colonies, why won't he stand up to the people opposing us. Wow. What an IDIOT!! He's worse than his friend Thomas. Well, we've humiliated him publicly and hopefully disgraced his name. What's that I hear? He's still telling everyone to support the Brits?!?! What an ungrateful little, little, AAARRRGGGHHH! This is serious. Maybe we'll put him to death. That will teach him a lesson along with anyone else who doesn't support us. MWAHAHAHAHA!


- The Devious Patriot,
                         Marten.

P.S. You better watch your back Phil!

WAR!!! HELP ME!!!

Dear Diary,
         Ever since the war broke out between Britain and the Thirteen Colonies, I've had to go into hiding. I truthfully and honestly support the Brits, but the Patriots who support the Thirteen Colonies are out for anybody who doesn't agree with them. Yesterday, I saw the most horrendous sight. My best friend, Thomas Randolph was abused because he wouldn't say whether he was for the Brits or the Colonies. They stripped him of his clothes, coated him with tar and feathers, and paraded around the town on a wagon. Now that's just wrong. That's why I'm in hiding. Oh no!!! I hear someone coming. They sound like Patriots. They've found my hiding place. I have to get out of here. I'll talk to you later if I'm still alive.

-- British Supporter,
                     Phillipe

One Year Later

The boycott is officially over. Wow that was hard work. Well, we finally got those evil Brits to take down the tax. We win. That's right. Don't mess with the French. Oh. Before I forget, while I was gone, the Brits also issued another tax. It was on tea. Tea! TEA!! Can you believe it? Well, we dumped all the tea out into the Boston Harbour. Now everybody calls it the Boston Tea Party.

Stamp Act

Wow! Can you believe Les Anglais? Ever since our Declaration of Independence, Britain only wants to rule everything. As if that wasn't enough, the British just passed a new law. The Stamp Act. What does that even mean? This isn't right. Finally. I just got word that we are going to boycott the British goods. Let's hope it goes well.

-Love,
Joseph

Diary Entry 2

Dear Diary,
         Some people say that I'm too old to be writing to you, but I just wanted to tell you some amazing news. I just recently became the leader of the First Nations. This is amazing. I never expected it. Well maybe a little. Anyways, I made a sort of pact with the First Nations so now we are being defended from the settlers. These British won't just leave us alone. They tried to conquer our land so we had to fight back. Now some of their forts  belong to me. Take that Brits! Even though we beat the British, we have a new enemy. Winter. It's going to be very bad this year and we're going to have to leave our land. So now we have to make a treaty with the people we conquered. It's so annoying. On another note, I sent a spy over to the British side and they were talking about issuing something called a royal proclamation. What does that even mean? Will someone please explain this to me?

                              - Sincerely,
                                      Pontinac - First Nations Leader

Diary Entry 1

Dear Diary,
         Wow. When it rains, it pours. We finally defeated the French, but the French people that inhabit Quebec are so stubborn. Why won't they just give in? Ugh! My servants just told me that the First Nations don't think that the Thirteen Colonies defeated them so they won't leave the Ohio Valley. When will this drama end!!! AAAHHH!!!

                               - Lord Palimor