HAHAHAHA!

Dear Diary,

Um... I mean Journal.

Dear Journal,
        Aaahhh. Silly, silly Phillipe. Why would he support the Brits? I mean, he lives in the Thirteen Colonies, why won't he stand up to the people opposing us. Wow. What an IDIOT!! He's worse than his friend Thomas. Well, we've humiliated him publicly and hopefully disgraced his name. What's that I hear? He's still telling everyone to support the Brits?!?! What an ungrateful little, little, AAARRRGGGHHH! This is serious. Maybe we'll put him to death. That will teach him a lesson along with anyone else who doesn't support us. MWAHAHAHAHA!


- The Devious Patriot,
                         Marten.

P.S. You better watch your back Phil!